What is Hefty Smurf?
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a rather annoying Smurf, but of course, not as annoying as Brainy Smurf. Hefty was the strongest of them all and a definite straight man. He was sometimes pissed off at the rest of the Smurfs, but he still loved them. May or may not have taken steroids. Has a heart tatoo.
Hefty Smurf went drag queen in the Smurfs episode "Smurfette for a Day"
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