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Use a frozen breakfast burrito as a dildo in the ass, then microwave it and eat it covered in butt drool.
Yesterday for breakfast I gav..
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One of the many drug dealers on rhode island ave in D.C. Has a fat ass melon for a head and is fond of animals.
Me:Yo chris lets go bea..
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Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry consp..
