Heiferlump

What is Heiferlump?


1.

Substantial pad or cushion of fat on the lower abdominal area of a heavily-built woman.

Stepping out of the bath and applying talcum to her tufted areas, Susan can't avoid catching a glimpse of a fat, hairy HEIFERLUMP confronting her in the mirror.

A ripe, mature product of sixty summers and a surfeit of chips, chocolate, childbirth and sex, the protusion comprises a bulging, belly-shaped pubic mound, plus the plump, cloven pod of her labia majora; the package as a whole presenting a general appearance more BOVINE than beaverish, more OX-LIKE than oval.

Smiling ruefully at this picture and bending to pull up her panties, she suddenly notices an inquisitive, snub-nosed clitoris peeping out and boldly sniffing the morning air. Reminded that her bearded beast hasn't choked a chopper since Tuesday, she ambles through to the bedroom, where, lifting a heavy leg over, she mounts her sleeping husband.

See frontal, formidable, lumpy, abominable, bolster, upholstered, pad, pod, box, ox, bovine, bouncy, cushion, Persson


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