Heisman Edit Meaning

1.

Noun: A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex, a job, or anything no longer wanted. Named after the Heisman trophy, which depicts a football player giving a stiff-arm block to a tackle.

When his girlfriend started getting serious, he gave her the Heisman.

2.

Stiff-armed pose, based on the Heisman Trophy, given to a suitor or potential suitor with the goal of minimizing or avoiding contact.

Sally wanted to hang out and watch Titanic tonight, but I gave her the Heisman so I could hit poker night.

3.

A women's rejection to sexual advances by a man or another woman

dude, I was hanging out with this chic, we got the hammer going, then she gave me the heisman when i tried to grab her.........

See stitch

4.

1. a direct and impersonal rejection of a sexual overture, pass, or advance.

2. a skillful dodging of an impending and usually negative engagement or interaction.

"She gave him the heisman when he smiled over his martini."

"I heismanned my boss yesterday when he approached me about those TPS coversheets and reports."

5.

A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex who you do not find physically attractive. You may give the heisman for many reasons, including, the person in question has std's, the person in question is obese, the person in question is goal-less, the person in question is just a repulsive human being physically and mentally. This technique is usually given by the female to the male.

Wow, look at that dough boy over there.

I Think he wants to go out with you.

Girl gives Vitale (ugly person) the heisman.

See loser, ugly, obesity, fugly, heisman

6.

When fucking someone with a hot body but a terribly ugly face you give them the heisman, sticking your arm out with your hand over their face so all you can see is their hot ass bod.

Origin- Heisman Trophy (depicts a man with his hand out)

"man that whore was great last night. she had an ugly ass face, but her bod was still hot as fuck, so i gave her the heisman"

See heisman, trophy, whore, ugly, intercourse, face, hand, arm

7.

A sexual act much similar to the Houdini in which a male is riding a girl doggie style and proceeds to pull out and spit on her back giving her the illusion hes done. Then, rather than simply cuming on her, the male squirts onto his hand and yells "Heisman!" while stiff-arming the girl in the face with the sticky hand in the classic Heisman pose.

"To celebrate our football team's victory last night I decided to Heisman your girlfriend rather than the boring old Houdini"

See houdini, sex, strawberry shortcake