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When a man rests his ballsack on the eyelids of his girlfriend, resulting in temporary blindness for her, but pleasure and ammusement fo..
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when you roll up a condom to the tip of your penis, so it looks like your junk is wearing a little turban
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The act of pouring Guiness in a woman's ass, and then drinking it with a straw.
I got drunk last night on a couple of dirty murphy..