Hela

What is Hela?


1.

first off, it is spelled H-E-L-L-A, and it is a contraction of the words hell and of. It was first created and used in northern California ,i.e. San Francisco, in the late eighties early nineties. It actually is used to express emphasis. Similar to the word "very".

"Your definitions are hella wrong"

compared to...

"Your definitions are very wrong"

2.

a girl who feeds her younger sibling vodka muffins and other various pastries that include drinks with large percentages of alcohol.

a hela can also be a girl who feeds her friends' younger siblings vodka muffins etc.

A: "dude, why's he eating vodka muffins?"

B: "because his big sister's a hela. DUH."

little brother: "i am so not gonna eat your jack daniels pancakes. stop being such a hela and get a life!"

See hela, vodka, muffins, pancakes, sibling, brother, sister, little, drink, alcohol, pastries, girl

3.

A word used by the angst filled, emo kids and retards living in cities starting with an "S." (See: Seattle, Sanata Barbara, San Diego)

Dude, that crying session to Dashboard Confessional was Hela Emo.

4.

Penny Arcade rocks.

It's spelt "Hella" not "Hela" you freaking moron.

See Moobert

5.

See: I miss boddah.

"hela...  : ("

See Voob

6.

The way illiterate people spell "hella". Usually used by emo-types who don't like words larger than 4 letters.

Weezer was hela emo. Oh my god I hela need a girlfriend to cry about.

See A duck!

7.

Is actually pronounced "Heh-(rl)-ah" like the japanese because they can't use "L" so they can say "Lilly likes to lick lemons"

Ohhh it'sa herla hot today! We need to get sungrasses!


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