What is Helder?
1.
helder is da man! One of a kind.. there is no one like him on this planet. Helder = sex god and stuff
girl 1: wow! its helder! isnt he so great!
girl 2: Yeah! i so want him
girl 1: like totally
2.
1 Dutch word for clear or light as a shade off..
2 Name of a dutch port.
3 family name usually with dutch roots.
4 Used in first name for men in Portuguese talking countries.
Helder is a nice man.
3.
A fat turd snatcher who shoved carrot in people's asses to find the 'g spot' He also likes to off turn woman by shaving off all his pubic hair. He will occasionally make friends with straight men just to get a boner.
'da costa'
'damn, that guys so helder'
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4.
someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead....
Man can you belive jim ditched us!! What a HELDER man!
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5.
1. An apparent weekness with females and the inability to stimulate mentally and physically during the human courting process.
2. A lack of sexual stamina and ability
3. Weak semen
I think I will end the relationship because he's helder.
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