What is Helga?
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A term often referred to females that are on average, 6 foot 2, 240 pounds and possess facial hair. This word first was used to describe the principal in the motion picture Matilda. However, this term has been used to describe other females that are similar in physical characteristics of the principal in Matilda.
Dude, those chicks are helgas.
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A not so common girls name, most widespread in Nordic and Germanic countries. Derives from Old Norse "heilagr" meaning "holy, blessed".
The name has become somewhat a cliché, regarded by some with to many negative connotations. Partly becouse of the famous '70s and '80s porn star Helga Sveen, and the popularity of the name during Hitler's nazi-Germany.
A popular myth suggests the name is synonymous with an unattractive and/or unfeminine woman. Take a trip to Norway or Iceland, and you'll be proven wrong;-)
Man: "Kommst du Helga!?"
Helga: "Eh... What?"
Man: "Ooh, Helga!"
Helga: "Gah, I'm tired of hearing that. Go away!"
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Rumor has it that a guy woke up after a college party (in Germany) to find that his girlfriend had left him for another man. And in his stupor, he wandered around the campus calling "Helga?!" Slang in Germany for an "easy" female. Often times over heard toward the end of parties or as the evening winds down. Single males may exclaim "Helga?" trying to get some action before the night is through... this IS a last ditch effort.
in a crowd... "HELGA?!"
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An obnoxious laugh. Often done by an obnoxious person. Often done by people named steph.
Steph: hahahahahaha
--quitely so steph doesn't hear
Laura: OMG. I'm going to lose it.
Meaghan: Could she just stop helgaing for like two freaking minutes?
Laura: I don't know, but if she helgas one more time, im going to knock her out.
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The second ugliest girl's name ever, next to
Person A: You know that girl you really like? What's her name?
Person B: Helga
Person A: She's ugly, isn't she?
Person B: How do you know? You've never seen her before
Person A: Because her name is Helga.
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