Helga Pataki

What is Helga Pataki?


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A blonde cartoon character with a unibrown on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Hey Arnold."

Helga is famous for beating up the other kids, her pink dress, and picking on Arnold constantly. Even though she is madly in love with him and carries a picture of him in a heart frame at all times. She is much to insecure to ever tell him.

Helga is the daughter of a crazy beeper sales man and a mom that seems to be drunk all the time.

She also has a best friend name Pheobe, who is very intelligent and lets Helga push her around.

Helga pushed Arnold into the water fountain and then ran off to gaze at her heart shaped picture.

Helga really needs to shave that unibrow.


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