What is Helicopter?
1.
When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter.
I helicoptered right in front of your mom.
2.
The helicopter is a very difficult (and awkward, don't forget awkward) but fulfilling sexual position. It is performed by the man who, while fully erect and inside the woman (... or whatever.), proceeds to turn his entire body in a circle around the woman. All the while turning his penis inside the woman's
J.R.- The tricky part is making sure your
member doesn't 'pop' out while you're doing this. ... And to keep from laughing. Otherwise its great.
3.
Sexual act with the female on top. The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades.
Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis.
Theoretically, a successful helicopter, if done fast enough, could generate lift for the female for about 2 seconds. There have been 3 reported cases of success, but they were all in Japan so you never know.
Dude 1: Yo d00d my girlfriend and I totally did the helicopter last night!
Dude 2: No you did not.
Dude 1: You're right. Sad face.
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4.
When naked, a male moves up and down in a hula hoop motion, which causes the flacid penis to spin like a propellar. This act, although mainly done by children is also enjoyed by many men and their female audiences.
Look at me! Look at me! Check out my chopper (helicopter)!
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5.
The act of twirling your penis in a circle, usually with the index finger and thumb around the base of the penis. After 6 or 7 revolutions, all the blood rushes to the head of the penis, and you are left with a very long, very skinny flacid penis.
Janet gave me some attitude today, so I'm gonna drop the helicopter on her forehead.
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6.
when a man can take his flaccid penis in one hand and be long enough to have extra, which he rotates. This gives the propellor affect. This can also be done with no hands, but is a tad more difficult and for the advanced only, as it requires flexible hips.
Leena: last night, i was asking Tyler to show me all the things he can do with his dick and he did something called the helicopter. It was so funny, i've never seen anything like that before!!
7.
A two lobed hocker connected by a thin stream of saliva.
Joe liked
spuck ing helicopters off of high buildings to watch them twirl before hitting pedestrians, vehicles or pavement below
