Heliophoria

What is Heliophoria?

An incredible warming of the genitals. A feeling as if one's testicles were being caressed by the sun itself.

Dude, the other day I was sitting on this beach and the sun totally fried my eggs. Pure heliophoria.

See jewels, balls, sun

Press Check

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Bloopher

1. A guy that thinks everyone wants to get with him, but in reality, noone does. I hate going to the club with Andy, he's such a bloo..

Jewmanji

1. A Jewish version of the classic board game "Jumanji" in which players must survive the Holocaust as players in Jumanji had to ..

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