Helium-ankle-itis

What is Helium-ankle-itis?

An infectious disease that infects a females ankles causing them to float easily above her head.

This mainly occurs while the female is on her back and for some unexplained reason sexual intercourse occurs at the time of infection also.

Jim's wife caught {helium-ankle-itis} and he walked in on her with the next door neighbors gardener doing the "wild thing" in his own bed.

See helium, ankle, disease

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