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A penis as large as a big French breadstick.
I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the grea..
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The unsuspecting wingman used to draw the attention of the hot chick's extrememly overweight/ugly girlfriend
Dude, you went out wi..
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A slutty dance move used to sexually arouse your significant other until you eventually "Pop that thing"
Sang by Christina Mi..