What is Hella Hard?
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An hour long boner. A required affliction for porn stars but painfully hideous to live with for a regular joe.
Some guy: Dude, I got a boner and it won't go down!
Dude: Damn man, you're hella hard!
Some guy: I better call Me So Horny agency.
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