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When you are getting oral pull out before you ejaculate then jack off all over her face then tell her you glazed her like a donut.
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When one is afraid of the loud flushing noise of that a toilet makes
He felt pottyphobia sinking in as he went to flush.....
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The whitest thing someone can say.
Well hello, my home slice jelly roll. Would you please join me for a little game of Dungeons and Dra..