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To wobble one's finger savagely in close proximity to another's 'butthamper'
'I jellyfingered your butthamper&..
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Going to the shitter with no intention to shit. Usually done at work, to show great contempt for your job.
"Dude you look pissed.&..
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..