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Describing a state of being impaired by drugs and/or alcohol, or some similar condition relating to.
For showing up to work repeatedly ..
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To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.
Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
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someone who masterbates on easter sunday
ryan--"dude i hella masterbated last night" danny--"bro last night was easter ..