What is Hellen Keller?
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A Hellen Keller is when some girl is giving you head and you pull out of her mouth and nut in her eye. Then when shes blinded by the
My bitch was getting out of control so I gave her a Hellen Keller, the doctor says she'll never be able to see or hear again.
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The "Hellen Keller" is a sexual position, strictly reserved for those undesirable women that sometimes find there way into your sex life. The "Hellen Keller" is a critical ally to those who find themselves in need of a good dirty shag, but whose supply of nice women is limited and so must bring home an ugly slut. This position is a variation of the more traditional "doggy style." The male, mounting the skeezer from the rear would then elevate his foot to the bed, leaning in slightly to the left or right depending on which foot he chooses to lift. Then, as the scag begins to climax, the male presents a small trash can and proceeds to push the skank's head into it, causing the dirty whore to sound like a bad impression of "Hellen Keller". Of course, the "Hellen Keller" can be done from standing without the use of a bed, provided there is a trashcan somewhere near to shove the head of the unsuspecting tramp into once she reaches climax. This can be embellished at the discretion of the user, so long as the trashcan remains a part of the act as it is vital to the experience.
I had to stoop pretty low last nite...I plowed a girl who had a face like a wombat scrotum, I really can't remember what was going through my mind. I gave her the "Hellen Keller Treatment," and that made it all worth it.
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A ridiculously awful shot in beer pong; *As if Hellen Keller herself just threw the pong ball*
"Damn Jimmy we're tied up one cup to one. You need to make this shot nigga, your last two have been strait Hellen Kellers for sure!"
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In the card game Wizard, its when you lay down all your hands without regard for what your opponents have. A variation is also the double Hellen Keller for double points if you win/lose
O snap, the mutha fucker trumped you with a double hellen keller.. (much animation) IE.. you were just beat by somebody with no idea what the fuck was going on...
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When a girl gives you a blowjob and right before you cum you take you dick out fo her mouth and you cum in her eyes and in her ears. Then, you blindfold her until the cum drys.
Last night this girl bit my dick so i gave her a Hellen Keller.
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When you cum on a girls eyes and ears, then you blowdry it, then fuck her as she squirms around and screams
When my bitch was acting all crazy, i hellen kellered her and then we made some sweet whoopi.
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When a guy cums on a girls eyes and inside her ear and lets it dry so she can not see or hear. Then he must get head and have her mummble.
It really turns me on when katie mummbles while she gives me a Hellen Keller
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