Hellman's Light

What is Hellman's Light?


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this is a good 1. it starts out with a guy doing his drunk girlfriend, then cumming all over her face and clothes. he then tries to wash out the cum stains, but they dont come out. when she wakes up the next day, shes asks what the stains are. he replies, "you made a sandwich for me yesterday and got some hellman's light on your shirt

hellman's light is cum


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