What is Hellmate?
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A guy who is beyond
Hey man I brok up w/my girlfriend and i have 5 papers due can you help me pull an allnighter?
Normal Guy: WHAT? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?
Hellmate: We're Hellmates...this is what i live for. I'll go pick up some cigs and instant coffee.
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