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The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.
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vehicular narcolepsy. everytime you are a passenger in a car, you instantly fall asleep.
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Bandwagon fans who, despite living 3,000, miles away from Yankee stadium, root for New York's baseball team. They only watch the oc..
