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Drunk and high as all fuckin' hell.
"Ok so Alex thought he saw a PANDA in the tree, but it was just Pat instead."
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When someone takes a shit, does not wipe, then goes into the shower to rinse off the shit.
"Hey Carl, I didn't feel like wipi..
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Performing sexual favors and acheiving a female orgasm using solely the eyelid.
Tom contracted eye hepes after perfoming optical sex on..