What is Hellysmellywelly?
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A small smelly troll, usually found residing in ditches or streams, furtively munching on cheap TescoCrap. Regularly insults everyone (especially Christians and Americans).
Bill: Look at that Hellysmellywelly over there!
George:It just called me a fishbag!
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Another way of saying you wanna have sex with a woman. The carpet is refering to the vagina.
"Dude, I just wanna tear her carpet u..