What is Helm Cheese?
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when ones self doesnt wash their "peice" properlly.. by pulling back the fore skin and removing dried up cum. If failure to do so persists then the dried up cum will create a rather bad smell of cheese around the helmet
"hey dan, can u smell my helm cheese"
"jesus christ it smells like cheese"
Random Words:
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similer too a white mans wood only a lot smaller
bloody hell barry your penis is tiny,what you got asian wood?
See asian, small penis..