Helmcheese Edit Meaning

1. The iPhone. AKA The Jesus Phone. Dude, I waited in line for 5 hours for the new jPhone! See cell phone, phone, iphone, apple, jesus, ..

1. Coolest guy in the tristate area we know as the Northwest. Makes a mean Taco. Doesn't dance. Can't sing. Was born in Kirkl..

1. A qasai (butcher) famous for phaddas (voilence), drugs, thug-ery and kiting in the old city of Lahore, Pakistan. He started off as a hum..