What is Helmer?
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a person who rawks major socks. a badass of sorts. the hellmaster.
(person a):wow, matt is shredding on the bass tonight!
(person b):yeah, matt is definitely a true helmer!
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One who frequently engages in homosexual activities to please his prostate.
Yeah hes not gay, but hes a helmer.
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yep..that seems about right
wow...shes sucha bitch
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v. The act of trapping your partner under the covers after farting when receiving oral.
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