What is Helmer?
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a person who rawks major socks. a badass of sorts. the hellmaster.
(person a):wow, matt is shredding on the bass tonight!
(person b):yeah, matt is definitely a true helmer!
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One who frequently engages in homosexual activities to please his prostate.
Yeah hes not gay, but hes a helmer.
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yep..that seems about right
wow...shes sucha bitch
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Another name for the lispy British tv cook and Sainsbury's bum chum, Jamie Oliver.
Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum is trying to make it ..
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when you start cumming without jacking off
i was so horny i started cumming
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