Helmer

What is Helmer?


1.

a person who rawks major socks. a badass of sorts. the hellmaster.

(person a):wow, matt is shredding on the bass tonight!

(person b):yeah, matt is definitely a true helmer!

See badass, hellmaster, hardcore, intense, dando

2.

One who frequently engages in homosexual activities to please his prostate.

Yeah hes not gay, but hes a helmer.

See Dingle berry

3.

yep..that seems about right

wow...shes sucha bitch


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