What is Helmersen?
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Helmersen is a norwegian surname. Not much of the "honourable heritage" therefore, if you tell anyone your surname is Helmersen, people won't raise their eyebrows. Totally non-extraordinary.
Golddigger: Hi, what's your name?
Marius Helmersen, and you?
Golddigger: *fakes a stomach ache and leaves the room*
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An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss.
Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere els..
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unexpectedly and rip-roaringly drunk
I went out last night and got so titty-bombed I left my shoes at the bar.
See drunk, titty, bombe..
