Helmersen

What is Helmersen?

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Helmersen is a norwegian surname. Not much of the "honourable heritage" therefore, if you tell anyone your surname is Helmersen, people won't raise their eyebrows. Totally non-extraordinary.

Golddigger: Hi, what's your name?

Marius Helmersen, and you?

Golddigger: *fakes a stomach ache and leaves the room*

See helmersen, norway, norwegian
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