Helmet Hair

What is Helmet Hair?


1.

The too-perfectly-coiffed hairdo of a 25 to 45 year-old junior league member or the church lady's daughter who sprays so much hair spray on her hair that when you touch it, it's like touching a football helmet: secure and immovable. Often found in combination with caked makeup. pejorative.

Out of respect, grandmothers, women over 55 and church ladies are granted dispensation from being labeled as having helmet hair.

Jenny-Sue has helmet hair.

Jenny-Sue is a helmet hair.

The helmet hairs cleared the nave of flowers after the wedding.

See hairdo, 'do, hat head, hat hair, hollywood hair

2.

when you jizz in a condom and then pull it over the girls head and rub it around.

"i gave megan some mad helmet hair last night."

See condom, helmet, hair, head


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