Helmet Polish

What is Helmet Polish?

1. Naturally occurring vaginal lubricant, produced when a woman is sexually aroused.

2. Artificial lubricant.

1. Man, Sharon was so horny, she was, like, just oozing helmet polish all over me!

2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!

See lubricant, helmet, anal sex, horny, spit

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