Helmet Polisher

What is Helmet Polisher?

One who is so adept at performing felatio that the head or "helmet" of their partner's dick takes on a shine as if it were polished.

An insult used to define someone as homosexual based on the fact that they are an expert at sucking dick.

Hey man, that little helmet polisher Katie just gave my rod a spit shine!

Hey, fuck off helmet polisher!

See felatio, head, homosexual, insult, oral sex, dick, suck, blow job

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