Helmeta Edit Meaning

1. Originally a mis-hearing of the earthquake-measuring "Richter Scale", this measures how far your jaw drops when told a surpris..

1. When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk i..

1. Some Important University Honcho who gets a special fucking parking spot next to the friggin building whilst everyone has to part their ..