Helmetdale

What is Helmetdale?


1.

Medical = smegma.The white pungent substance that gathers on the bell end or purple headed mountain. Not to be confused with the female equivilent Clamenbert

If i had known tony had brought some Helmetdale with him id have brought a bottle of Chardanay and made a night of it.

See cheese, wax, vint

2.

n. A type of cheese, matured underneath the German Helmet

"Helmetdale has an aroma not unlike that of a young organzola"

See organzola, knobcheese, smegma


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