What is Helmety?
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It describes that elusive middle eastern man with an infamous helmet-shaped hair cut, who prides himself on wearing capris and trenchcoats, among various other eurotrash clothing. The effect multiplies with the application of a beanie type garment upon the cranial area. a 'helmety' individual also tends to ask asinine economics-related questions and has a tendency to be friends with amateur porn stars.
"Gosh, that guy over there is so helmety! What a sexy beast!"
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A hairy penis.
Oh man, that guy's dick was hairy. Last night I got some hair in my mouth, he had a hairy pickle.
See dick, pickle..
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one who has sexual intercourse with an overweight person (aka chubby chaser
Ryan is the biggest chunker fucker in town!
so is brody
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