What is Helmety?
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It describes that elusive middle eastern man with an infamous helmet-shaped hair cut, who prides himself on wearing capris and trenchcoats, among various other eurotrash clothing. The effect multiplies with the application of a beanie type garment upon the cranial area. a 'helmety' individual also tends to ask asinine economics-related questions and has a tendency to be friends with amateur porn stars.
"Gosh, that guy over there is so helmety! What a sexy beast!"
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Similar to an Alaskan Pipeline, you take a shit in a condom and sun dry it, therefore creating a brick-like substance inside the condom ..
