What is Helmety?
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It describes that elusive middle eastern man with an infamous helmet-shaped hair cut, who prides himself on wearing capris and trenchcoats, among various other eurotrash clothing. The effect multiplies with the application of a beanie type garment upon the cranial area. a 'helmety' individual also tends to ask asinine economics-related questions and has a tendency to be friends with amateur porn stars.
"Gosh, that guy over there is so helmety! What a sexy beast!"
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a saying used after seeing something that is obviously gay
A: Hey did you see Jeff wipe the mayonnaise from Bills face?
B: Yeah, thats..
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A penial splint. An officer's aide and an AID in the ORIFICE.
Tested to the point of destruction at last year's Sex Olympics..
