What is Helming?
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The act of shoving one's head up the anus of a man. This requires either surgical modification of the sphincter or EXTREME anal training with buttplugs. I honestly cant imagine this being possible, but there's some fuctup people out there and I'm sure its been done by somone.
Tired of rodents and peni, Richard Gere decided to finaly allow Jacko to savagely stretch his ass with a series of huge buttplugs and within a week of teribla anal torture he was ready to be HELMED, to take the greasy pale head deep in his anus.
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It's when you fuck a girl from the back.. and when your done punch her in the back of the head
The bitch was shitty in bed so I ga.. 
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Doing it through a hole in the roof of a moving caravan.
Guy: Duuuuuuuuude, do you wanna go to 999th base?
Girl: Have you got a carava..