What is Helmsdale?
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Village called Helmsdale in the North of Scotland; inhabited by many people including: Raff master of ceremonies, The lizard, The Nan and Jimmy D.
Also known for its famous Petrol station and world renowned parties.
Typical Helmsdale petrol station banter;
Raffin-"Hiya!"
Customer-"Orly?"
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