Helmut Edit Meaning

1.

A person who is a penis. It is traditionally used to describe somebody who is acting in a silly way.

"Why don't you go and fuck off out of my face you stupid Helmut".

"Fancy going out sarging tonight helmut?"

See cunt, helmet, tool, toolbag, numpty, wanker, ringpiece, cock, Cheung

2.

The head of a penis; shaped, weighted and battered like an old army helmet

Linz: Wow what a wierd penis

Rob: Yes I have a large Helmüt

See helmet, dick, box cock, shaft

3.

Gettin some head, brain, blowjob, knowledge,etc. See blowjob.

this girl gave me good helmut last night, i nutted in her mouth.

See blowjob, brain, skull, oral sex

4.

Also Helmut-Man, Helmut Man, Teh Helmut Man

The infamous (among many internet forums) picture of a man wearing a blue sparkly helmet and a black and white jumpsuit (from what you can tell). He is sitting in a car pulling a weird expression. He appears to be indian in origin.

He appears chopped into many photoshopped images.

lol, Teh Helmut Man!

5.

Alternative spelling of "helmet" as made popular by rednecks and hillbillies.

Ellie Sue: Henry Lee, ain't you gonna get a helmut for when you ride your Harley?

Henry Lee: Naw Ellie Sue, I just took one of them there pots from the kitchen. Ain't much up there to protect anyhow, not like them jap-bikers.

See harley, cruiser, motorcycle, helmet, jap