What is Helmwang?
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When the penis is in the semi-hard form, looking remarkably like a large conker on the end of a piece of string, and whilst walking or running the bell end swings and bounces between the thighs, particularly common for men who wear boxer shorts.
Noun - Helmwang
Verb - Helmwanging
I was running away from the library, having been caught quumfing, and i had a nasty case of helmwang which left me breathless!
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Anyone who is half Transylvanian and half Irish. Derived from the merging of the words "vampire" and "leprechaun." ..
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A person who could be mistaken for man, or woman.. Or a person with both female, and male genitalia..
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