Help Edit Meaning

1.

what i need

help me man im living in hell

See monika

2.

a song written by the beatles

help! i need somebody...

3.

A mythical being that will magically appear and render assistance. No one knows what help looks like as no one has ever seen it. I think it isn't fair to blame help for promises that other people make, and help can't keep.

That cabinet looks to big and heavy to move by myself, don't worry you'll have help. I'm not qualified to do this job, don't worry you'll have help. I don't have enough time for this project, don't worry you'll have help.

See shanghaied, drafted

4.

Dude! you gotta help me. I'm trapped in my room and there's some fucking guy outside. He's freaking the shit out of me. He's got a gun and his name is Biff.

I know this is fucked up - just add this definition so the world can know.

Please.

Help!

Help - add this as a definition you retard! Save me from the guy!

See help, fucked, you, better, add, this

5.

Assistance available without question or reciprocation - only when it is NOT needed.

When I was moving no-one could fucking help me... when I win in Vegas, they all wanna help me with something. The bastards.

See assistance, care, concern, buddy, pal

6.

assistance, the cavalry, mercenaries, hired guns, hired hands, work, helpedy help help, ayudame por favor, the beatles song, some friends.

There is a nasty hose bitch who has been demanding sexual favors of me since third grade. She is a fuckin' wierdo and I need help. A restraining order on her would be nice. Yo tengo una problema con estos.

See assistance, help, witsec, safety, pleh, nick

7.

Noun: Synonymn for money.

Verb: to give money

Noun: I need help because I am broke!

Verb: I helped the poor.

See Chase