What is Help, I've Fallen, And I Can't Get Up?
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a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it
old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"
tv shows ambulance racing down street
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