Help Wanted Edit Meaning

1.

A type of sign that most businesses place in clear view of prospective applicants, despite their inexplicable desire not to hire help for any reason.

What the good goddamn is wrong with that restaurant? I applied to them four times in the last three months and they haven't called back yet, but that fucking "Help Wanted" sign is still up there!

See job, work, apply, liar, tease

2.

Cruising the street for prostitutes

George and I totally went and put out some help wanted.

I will have to join you next time.

See help, cowboy, a, the