Helpdesk Edit Meaning

1.

The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment

Helpdesk = Hell = Infested rectum of a dead camel

See Rob

2.

a place where the nhs keeps me.

like a monkey doing tricks with remote support for the brainless masses.

me (helpdesk operator): 'ok remote support is now starting'

brainless corporate stooge: oooooh it moves on its own

me: *smashing blunt intrument on face sounds*

See boring, slavery, hell, icecream

3.

A place where tortured people speak to incompetent fools, swearing at them after pressing the "Mute" button.

Type "SMTP" like "Sam Michael Tom Peter"

SMPT?

4.

We fix the things all the stupid fools with computers break

I don't understand how to operate my computer yet want it to do things that are impossible with the software I'm using. I know! I'll call the Helpdesk and make them do it for me!

5.

A place where teams of people gloss over the glaring inadequacies (mis-spelt) of the company they work for and get paidfor it.

I wish to sell my bottom! - what better place than on the helpdesk. Fuck my corporate ass.