What is Helper Monkey?
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A small monkey used to aid a disabled person. They are very well trained and perform such tasks as fetching food, turning lights on and off, and retrieving assorted small objects.
My helper monkey brought me the paper, breakfast, and my remote. It's so nice not to have to rely on other people for help.
Random Words:
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An adjective used to describe a whipped, wussy, or scared male friend.
"dude i don't want to play football it's too cold..
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Bloody, raw asshole, usually resulting from too many wipes or rough toilet paper. See Residue Piece(s)
The beer shits always result in..
