Helpful Asshole

What is Helpful Asshole?


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Someone who appears to be helpful but really is not helpful at all. Gives you more information than you had previously but not enough to do anything with it.

The IT guy is such a helpful asshole. He told me he knew how to fix my email but he has no intention of fixing it.

See asshole, fake


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