What is Helpful Douche?
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someone who is overwhelmingly helpful but comes off as a jackass
-hey guys instead of helping you finish this project am just going to stand in a corner and dictate everything that needs to be done and tell you how bad of a job your doing.
-thanks helpful douche
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