What is Helpfullated?
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Describes the feeling of relaxation and satisfaction that comes from a technical support representative who solves your problem in a prompt and friendly manner. As most experiences with technical support leave one feeling like they've just been anally raped, an actual good experience can be a pleasant surprise that really makes their day, much like fellatio.
When my internet went down, I called the cable company. I was only on hold for a minute! The TSR was so friendly and asked about my kids while running diagnostics. In five minutes my problem was fixed and I was back online! I feel like I've just been helpfullated.
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A person who is equal parts douchebag and asshole. Usually reserved for the males species but not always.
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After you finish taking a dump and stand up to wipe and you get a blast of all that shitty smelling air right in the face.
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the dance black people do to celebrate anything they do good in football
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