What is Helring?
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A demon from the secret 10th layer of hell. She steals the genitals of grown men and slaps them with their own meat. She also rapes Satan on Tuesdays with a rubber dildo.
You better watch out or helring will come and slice off your wang and beat you with it.
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Supreme ruler of #babylon who rules with an iron fist.
Narthalion is only a puppet for the great Helring who controls the deposed pothead.
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