What is Helsinki Slammer?
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(From what I remember)
The act of receiving a rusty trombone and then transitioning into a white dragon, following that up with a strawberry shortcake, finishing off by power slamming the girl through a table.
I showed her how much I cared on our anniversary when I gave her the Helsinki Slammer.
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