What is Helsinki Slammer?
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(From what I remember)
The act of receiving a rusty trombone and then transitioning into a white dragon, following that up with a strawberry shortcake, finishing off by power slamming the girl through a table.
I showed her how much I cared on our anniversary when I gave her the Helsinki Slammer.
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Random Words:
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To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap
"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"
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The ability to grab objects
I saw this chick pick up a dildo with her tits! They must be prehensile
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the ability to grab an object
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