What is Hem Job?
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a sexy job done on juicy hemorrhoids at the peak of their ripeness, usually with the mouth, with or without teeth. Professional hem-jobbers can balance the task of sucking without bursting the hemorrhoid, while the inexperienced unluckily end up with mouths full of blood and feces.
After Forrest finished giving his first hem job, he looked like he had a mouth full of chocolate cherries. What an assbag.
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just like a cameltow, except you get it in the back. often looks like the person has a wedgie, but really...its there camel butt.
mr.mo..
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same as impossible but used by "Ralph Wiggum" from The Simpsons.
"That's umpossible"..
