Hem Job

What is Hem Job?


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a sexy job done on juicy hemorrhoids at the peak of their ripeness, usually with the mouth, with or without teeth. Professional hem-jobbers can balance the task of sucking without bursting the hemorrhoid, while the inexperienced unluckily end up with mouths full of blood and feces.

After Forrest finished giving his first hem job, he looked like he had a mouth full of chocolate cherries. What an assbag.

See hemorrhoids, ass, suck, forrest, hem, job, blow job, Whoopi Goldberg


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