Hemel

What is Hemel?

Dutch for "heaven". Thus proving once and for all that Hemel Hempstead literally is heaven.

When I die, I'm going to Hemel.

to wank. Derived from Hemel Hempstead. Not used in context of "a hemel" bus as in a place one went to "going to hemel"

you: Did you watch that late programme on channel 5 last night?

Friend: fucking right, I went to hemel

you: me too

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Jpeg Rape

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