What is Hemenway?
1.
Verb: to amble about aimlessly, ignoring those around you.
Noun: one who magnificently combines narcissism, cluelessness, and a knack for falling upward; a powerpoint destroying mush; an overpaid photographer/retreat leader in the guise of a leader.
Worker (walking down hallway): Good morning, boss. How are you?
Boss: (stares blankly at worker and walks past him silently)
Worker: Damn, I just got hemenway'd!
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